Sally. Effing. Jupiter.
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is going to be the Comedian.
LOLZ.

COLIN MELOY
AMANDA PALMER
JEFF MAGNUM

I CAN BE EXCHANGED IN THE LOT AT ANY POINT.
JUST SAYIN'.

Hello all, I need some advice from some artsy people in regards to my Halloween costume this year. What better place to go than DA?

I'm planning on going as the Green Fairy, otherwise known as the Absinthe fairy. A loose translation of it, I'm not going to be what you saw in Moulin Rouge or anything.

Does anybody have any ideas? I'm thinking something pretty classy and earthy. Lots of green obviously, but nothing obnoxious.NONE OF THAT TINKERBELL SHIT.
Here's an example of the feel I'm going for, though I don't think I want to get this actual outfit: [link] I'd prefer something not so floor-length and something less... gray.

SO! What do I have? Lots of makeup to work with, a pixie-cut, and a green lace corset. Not much else. I am very much looking for suggestions. I'm thinking shimmery materials would be best. A wreath of ivy in my hair, perhaps. Please help!

MY HAIIIIRRR
Lately it's been acting weird. And today I couldn't tame it to look less boy-ish for work and I was pissed. it's getting poofy and even slightly curly by my neck, I'm developing chick-sideburns, and the part of my bands is interrupting the weird flip that's going on.

But then I realized who I fucking look like lately.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
YES.

Also, 1965 John is my John of choice. If you like 1970s John, you're a poser.

Also Beatles fans:
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Let's torch Disney studios.

Hey, kiddos.

I wonder if anybody reads this anymore because, well, I don't update this shit very often and I really think I've lost my prime audience because I've changed a lot.

Here's a list of reasons why I believe my original watchers probably don't like me anymore:
1) Probably my free use of profanity because I LIKE TO MOTHERFUCKING EXPRESS MYSELF.
2) All the drawings of kind of sleazy chicks.
3) Less and less and less fan-art.
4) I'm not much for Twilight anymore, and that's what most of my views are from

As far as my world and art goes, I'm already workin' hard at making stuff. Unfortunately, it's all for school and you guys won't get to see any of it any time soon. I'm taking FOUR, count 'em, FOUR ART CLASSES THIS SEMESTER. What the hell was I thinking? Yeah, I'm going to be exhausted. There's Drawing I, Figure Drawing, Design II, and Ceramics. Some of that probably sounds simple but I can't tell you how un-simple it has been so far. These are the strictest art teachers I've had, and I've spent at least 1/4 of my earned cash from this summer on supplies, and I still have to get some gouche paint! FUH. It's only been a week of class but already I'm feeling that these classes will suck the creative juices right out of me, so things on the side might be kinda... difficult to come by.

ESPECIALLY WITH MY SCHEDULE.
Those four classes aside (all 3-4 hours long), I also have a Yoga class, and I'm going to school full time, 5 days a week. I ALSO STILL WORK AT SEAR ON THE GODDAMN WEEKEND. And in nasty 7-9 hour shifts (I can't tell you how much I hate that place). Spare time is getting much harder to come by, I'll tell you. Any free time I can scrounge, I try to see Mark, who's schedule is even tighter for some really big reasons.

Although I will say, you might be able to expect more from both Mark and I in the future when it comes to fiction... which might often be paired with some illustrative work as well. My Amy & Judy plot (which few of you are familiar with-- they're original characters, just go with it) is becoming more and more developed as time goes by. It even has a working title, "Diner" and more characters and definite scenes. We're actually thinking about working this thing all the way through as time goes by, and maybe by the time we're able to live together this thing can really get rollin'-- granted there will be even MORE responsibilities for both of us to handle then. But it's a huge possibility.

Last thing:
New avatar because GOD DAMN I WAS SICK OF LOOKING AT THAT RAINBOW THING FOR LIKE 6 YEARS.